I don’ wanna talk to you no more you empty-headed-animal-food-trough-whopper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

French Taunter (via bloodredhues)


Monty Python//Philosophers Song (Live at the Hollywood Bowl)

Monty Python is one of my favorite comedy groups and this song proves how funny they really are.

"The reason why we do this, ladies and bruces, is frankly, over here we think that American beer is a little bit like making love in canoe…[pause] it’s fucking close to water."